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[Custom video. No names are used, but there are references to being a virgin. Still a fun clip for any lonely loser on Valentine's Day ;)]

You're a loser every day of the year, but today it must really hit home how pathetic and lonely you are. Sure, there are other single guys out there, but they're probably out with friends about to find a hot one-night-stand, or too busy with their Alpha lives to even notice what today is. But you obsess over to... Show more