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You will be sending me a tribute today, *especially* if you've never sent one before. You see, my very job is to make sure you have fun. I am a source of entertainment for you, and if you're not as hard and excited as you could possibly be, then I'm not doing something right. So I dressed up in some very persuasive, skin-tight latex, stockings, garters and high heels, and I'm going to make sure you leave here today with no regrets. I'm going to make sure... Show more