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You should be spoiling me every single day. But payday is special. Payday is when you get to watch all those fruits of your labor trickle into your bank account and then get snatched right out by my greedy little hands. My money shouldn't spend a second longer than it needs to in that bank account of yours. In fact, I have some of you set up to divert your paychecks directly to me. I don't want you gaining interest on it, I don't want you tempted to fool...

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You should be spoiling me every single day. But payday is special. Payday is when you get to watch all those fruits of your labor trickle into your bank account and then get snatched right out by my greedy little hands. My money shouldn't spend a second longer than it needs to in that bank account of yours. In fact, I have some of you set up to divert your paychecks directly to me. I don't want you gaining interest on it, I don't want you tempted to foolishly spend it on any frivolous items or selfish treats. It goes in, and it goes out...that's just how the world works, isn't it, piggy?