Could there really be any easier way to serve, than by paying me? You don't have to worry about social nuances, about having completed a task 'well enough', you don't have to invest much of your time, or energy; you simply have to PAY. Click a few buttons, and you know you're *guaranteed* to have made me somewhat happier, somewhat more satisfied with your existence, exchanging power to me in the most tangible & efficient way. Why WOULDN'T you pay me?!

Could there really be any easier way to serve, than by paying me? You don't have to worry about social nuances, about having completed a task 'well enough', you don't have to invest much of your time, or energy; you simply have to PAY. Click a few buttons, and you know you're *guaranteed* to have made me somewhat happier, somewhat more satisfied with your existence, exchanging power to me in the most tangible & efficient way. Why WOULDN'T you pay me?!