I think it's ridiculous that fleshlights exist. If you can't get pussy, you don't deserve pussy, so I'm going to correct the loser imbalance a bit today, by making it HURT, by making you associate that sweet little hole with nothing but pain. Luckily for you, you kinda like that too, don't you? You know CBT is what you deserve, that's why you're here, and you can't wait to see what I have in store for your poor cock today. I'll let you stroke 'normally' for a little bit...but just a little bit. After that you'll need toothpaste, icy hot and hot sauce, to create...the pussy from hell.