You know virgins are my FAVORITE, but it's not only because of your adorable naivety or gushing desire to please...it's also because you've got MONEY. You might not consider yourself rich, but oh my little virgins, you ARE, at least compared to your taken counterparts. Think of ALL the money you save not having a girlfriend. No gifts for her, no expensive personal grooming needed, no date nights to cover...all that spare cash, to spoil ME with...