With all this love in the air lately, perhaps I'm feeling generous this weekend. Perhaps I'll strip off for you, teasing you with every inch of my perfect alabaster skin and seducing you with my mind so that you can enjoy a sweet release to me. Or perhaps I'll use this as the perfect opportunity to remind you of what a loser you are, how you'll never come close to dating a girl like me, how you're destined to still be beating your dick to me in five years' time. Clip A or Clip B? Choose carefully :)