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I'm feeling slothful today, and that's okay, because I don't have to work, do I? Nope. That's your job. You're my little worker bee and I just go about my Princess life, reaping the rewards of your sweat and tears. I'm literally paid to be lazy, and you tolerate this because your little loser heart is content with even the tiniest shred of attention from me. I'm going to completely ignore you today and you're going to pay for the privilege. See if you ca... Show more