It's the middle of December and there are FAR few gifts under my tree. I'm feeling particularly bratty, particularly bitchy, and it's up to YOU to sort it out. Learn to press the fucking tribute button. Make the UPS guy wonder what the fuck is going on with the sheer volume of gifts I'm receiving. Give yourself a purpose this Christmas, do something useful for once in your pathetic life and worship, spoil and SPEND. I've received enough compliments this year, now I want your cold hard cash. I shouldn't even be having to make a video like this. I don't give a that you have family you 'have' to ... Show more