You might think that one of the most humiliating, emasculating, frustrating situations to be in in life as a man, is The Friendzone. So close, yet so far to your sexual and emotional fantasies, so much being used & taken advantage of...just a thoroughly hopeless, helpless, vulnerable position. But congrats; you've sunk to a new low. With me, you're not even in the friend zone. No loser, you're fully immersed in The Customer Zone, and what's more; you LOVE it!