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You come to me, your, for help with pleasing your hot girlfriend. Shes growing distant and you know shes out of your league, so youre desperate to keep her. I take one look at her picture and see you are wildly unmatched. Instead of telling you how you can be the best boyfriend ever, as your, I advise you just leave the poor woman. I mean, look at you. I can give you a few tips, sure, but its inevitable that shes going to dump your sorry ass eventually. ... Show more