This is not a RipOff; this is my birthday gift! Birthdays are such a convenient excuse to break the rules and take from you whatever I want. Just think about it; would you deny me brunch or a spa day on my birthday if you were with me, telling me it was 'too expensive"?! Would you tell me the flowers I wanted were a RipOff? Hell no! You'd spoil me silly like the greedy brat I become this time of year, and get hard doing so. This is your chance to show your appreciation for all things London Lix!

This is not a RipOff; this is my birthday gift! Birthdays are such a convenient excuse to break the rules and take from you whatever I want. Just think about it; would you deny me brunch or a spa day on my birthday if you were with me, telling me it was 'too expensive"?! Would you tell me the flowers I wanted were a RipOff? Hell no! You'd spoil me silly like the greedy brat I become this time of year, and get hard doing so. This is your chance to show your appreciation for all things London Lix!