I walk in to our lounge room at work to find flowers and chocolates on my chair, and you standing pathetically and awkwardly in front of me. I had no idea a guy like you had a girlfriend for Valentine's weekend - I'm shocked. But wait; you don't, and these are for me?! Hahahaha sweetie. Bless. You know I have a boyfriend. You know he's tall, handsome, rich, funny, and way better than you. You are not even in the friendzone to me! Omg, you also made you and I reservations at a fancy restaurant tonight?! Lol - well that's perfect; I'll take that reservation for me and my man. He'll be sooo ex...

I walk in to our lounge room at work to find flowers and chocolates on my chair, and you standing pathetically and awkwardly in front of me. I had no idea a guy like you had a girlfriend for Valentine's weekend - I'm shocked. But wait; you don't, and these are for me?! Hahahaha sweetie. Bless. You know I have a boyfriend. You know he's tall, handsome, rich, funny, and way better than you. You are not even in the friendzone to me! Omg, you also made you and I reservations at a fancy restaurant tonight?! Lol - well that's perfect; I'll take that reservation for me and my man. He'll be sooo excited, that he'll want to rip off the lingerie I'm wearing underneath these clothes immediately after dinner. I tell you what; I'll throw you a pity bone. You put your card on the reservation tonight so that dinner is on your dime, and I'll show you what I wear for a real man. Maybe tomorrow I'll even bring in a VDay gift for you - cum soaked panties for you to jerk off with.