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A fan has commissioned a series of custom selfie pics from me, so I figured why waste a perfect opportunity like this to rip you off? I'm going to indulge in some very conceited, very bratty vanity, and you're going to sit there, soaking up my gorgeousness, receiving next to no attention, though still far more than you deserve.

This is the resized file for even more of a ripoff. Click here for the full sized version

A fan has commissioned a series of custom selfie pics from me, so I figured why waste a perfect opportunity like this to rip you off? I'm going to indulge in some very conceited, very bratty vanity, and you're going to sit there, soaking up my gorgeousness, receiving next to no attention, though still far more than you deserve.