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Mmm...did you get a nice tax refund?! What are you going to do with all that cash burning a hole in your pocket? Pay off some debt, stick it in your savings account? Boring. Go on vacation? With whom? Your non-existent friends or ugly wife? Ha! No, loser, you know that big check is coming straight to me! Think of it as the government doing all the hard work for you, putting aside money behind the scenes each month so that you could FINALLY indulge in you...

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Mmm...did you get a nice tax refund?! What are you going to do with all that cash burning a hole in your pocket? Pay off some debt, stick it in your savings account? Boring. Go on vacation? With whom? Your non-existent friends or ugly wife? Ha! No, loser, you know that big check is coming straight to me! Think of it as the government doing all the hard work for you, putting aside money behind the scenes each month so that you could FINALLY indulge in your findom fetish and spoil me the way I deserve. I know you've fantasized about sending a HUGE tribute, and here's your chance! Make it quick and painful - I want that tax return to barely hit your bank account before you flush it into mine. I mean, you weren't expecting this anyway, right? No; this is bonus cash that you won't even miss. Besides, I am sooo rich & so good at draining wallets all year round, that I NEVER get a tax refund! I get taxed hard for rinsing you losers, so restore the balance. That money is mine and always was. Now give it back.