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I don't NEED your money, but I sure as hell WANT it. Especially when it comes to picking up mundane tabs which are just a fact of everyday life. Given that most of these things are what keep me in tip-top Goddess condition (mani pedis, personal training) or in contact with you (internet, phone bill), it's only fair that you should be my little bill bitch. Can you imagine how hot it would be to know you were literally having an impact on my everyday life ... Show more