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I know that your life is already pretty devoid of luxury, but there's one area you always keep 'off limits, and that's your savings account. Too bad for you, that my powers of seduction don't really work in the realm of a 'budget'. I've maxed out your credit cards, deprived you of personal frivolities, make you sacrifice and suffer, and now I'm coming for the savings too. Answer honestly; what turns you on more? The thought of a secure future, the knowle... Show more