Two things I cannot stand about Christmas: snow and sweets. In this clip, I make chocolate Santa taste some hot exhaust gases from my uncle's Volkswagen Tiguan TDI. Unsurprisingly, Santa gets drenched in sweat pretty easily; probably because I am wearing my new Saucony sneakers. When I take off my shoes to rev the powerful diesel engine barefoot, I realise that a real person facing the exhaust pipe instead of chocolate Santa would make revving even more enjoyable. Unfortunately they are so hard to find... Please Santa, bring me a real man next time!