Hello there, citizens. I'll be hijacking your television for the next 10 minutes or so. Don't bother changing the channel. You see, I knew you'd try that. So I thought, "Fuck it," I'll take over em all. I've been in this city for a while now, and I've been wanting to introduce myself. My name is Lady Evil. Now if you can't tell by now, I'm a villainess, and I've been a naughty girl.