Hey there, step-brother. Have a cigarette with me? So how have you been? Me? Meh. I'm not overly fond of our current situation. I find it very hard to believe that step-dad actually married that nasty old hag, and now we have to deal with her as our stepmother. Step-Dad is a good looking older man. It's obvious that he has a smoking fetish, but he really didn't have to settle for the first old cunt he found that smokes.