You & I have a date planned, I'm all done up and ready to go & I had my heart set on wearing a "little black dress". I own quite a few and had even ordered some online to try out for this occasion. Yet it seems I've just grown so big that I'm not sure anything will fit! Uh oh... you may have to help me with my zipper and try not to laugh at me as I attempt to squeeze my way in to some "little" black dresses...