Claudia seems really excited about something when you arrive home from work. She explains she had lunch with one of her girlfriends today, who gave her some kind of weird supplement which she wants you to try. “It’s meant to make your dick bigger!” she says brightly. You can’t pretend you aren’t a little bit offended by the suggestion. What’s wrong with your size anyway? “Oh not like that!” she says, “I’m sorry I just thought like... it could be fun, right? Bigger is better!” You roll your eyes, but agree because there’s no way whatever is in that stuff can actually work but say you’ll only...

Claudia seems really excited about something when you arrive home from work. She explains she had lunch with one of her girlfriends today, who gave her some kind of weird supplement which she wants you to try. “It’s meant to make your dick bigger!” she says brightly. You can’t pretend you aren’t a little bit offended by the suggestion. What’s wrong with your size anyway? “Oh not like that!” she says, “I’m sorry I just thought like... it could be fun, right? Bigger is better!” You roll your eyes, but agree because there’s no way whatever is in that stuff can actually work but say you’ll only do it if she tries some too. “I mean, sure, what’s the harm?” Claudia says. “What, it’ll make my tits enormous or something? Worth a shot!”