My feet are sweaty and smelly after running sessions, but that's how you love them the most. You can't wait for me to take off my giant sneakers, and to fill your lungs with their stench. Come, come very close, stick your nose in them. And when my big dirty sneakers, number 10.5, drive you crazy, a real treat follows. I'll take off my socks and let you sniff my big, sweaty feet. I ran and sweated, and the dust and dirt clung to that sweat. A disgusting combination just made for you. Take a deep inhale of that sour-sweet aroma.