Someone recently decided to spoil me, something you haven't done in quite some time! Honestly I am starting to question why I keep you around when I have so many other admirers who know how to treat me.
This admirer knew of my love of flowers, and while they didn't gift me a dozen roses this one is all that I need!
I'm going to tease you with someone else's gift, you know that if you had bought this gift for me I would have sent you a personalised clip showing off all of the features? Shame you're such a cheapskate!

Someone recently decided to spoil me, something you haven't done in quite some time! Honestly I am starting to question why I keep you around when I have so many other admirers who know how to treat me.
This admirer knew of my love of flowers, and while they didn't gift me a dozen roses this one is all that I need!
I'm going to tease you with someone else's gift, you know that if you had bought this gift for me I would have sent you a personalised clip showing off all of the features? Shame you're such a cheapskate!