You've been awfully good lately, I think you deserve a little treat!
I know exactly what you'd consider to be a treat, I've seen your search history.
I know you try to hide it, I know you delete it when you're done but I know anyway, I have cameras everywhere.
My favourite piece of spyware watches you all the time, I know all the porn you watch.
I know all about your love of handjobs, so I thought just this once I'd be "nice", can't promise we have the same definition though!

You've been awfully good lately, I think you deserve a little treat!
I know exactly what you'd consider to be a treat, I've seen your search history.
I know you try to hide it, I know you delete it when you're done but I know anyway, I have cameras everywhere.
My favourite piece of spyware watches you all the time, I know all the porn you watch.
I know all about your love of handjobs, so I thought just this once I'd be "nice", can't promise we have the same definition though!