I know you are already hooked on my nails, but I learned a neat new magic trick to further your addiction... In fact they're now so long and mesmerising that I have to wear gloves most of the time so that I don't end up with a crowd like the Pied Piper!
But whenever I want something, I just slip off my long, shiny, PVC opera gloves, and manipulate you with my mesmerising long nail magic... Just look at my nails, only my nails... No thoughts, only nails!