I need you to do something for me, I need you to grab your favourite toy, one with a nice suction cup if you have it so you can stick it to a wall, or a mirror.
Then I want you to slowly, and sensually lube it up, take care of it like it was a real cock and make sure your toy knows how much you love it, don't be shy... Thank it for it's years of service and for all the good times you've had and all of the good times you will have...