Oh is it starting to kick in already?
You must be wondering what is going on?
See if you try to wiggle, or jiggle, or move in any way other than blink, you'll find that you can't.
It's your lucky day, you see I've come to grant a wish for you, you see I saw your chats with your friends, where you talked about how desperately you wanted to be inside of me... So today? I'm going to devour you!