Hey you! Yes you!

You know who you are, you're the person who comments on all my posts..

Every... Single... One...

You crave my attention but you're going about it in all the wrong way... If you really want my attention then you need to do things for me, you need to serve me and the best way to serve me is by handing over that cash!

I've got no time for cheapskates, my attention comes at a price and you're going to pay it because, bitch, you owe me!