Hello there my little sugar plum! I hope you've got a nice, big, fat, juicy... Tribute for me today!
You see as one of those darn Millennials, I have the power here unlike you... You're so old and out of touch, so if you don't want to be a cancelled boomer... You have to do as I say!
So long as you're useful to me, and keep paying me fat stacks (that I can spend on avocado toast!) everything will be fine, but if you don't?
Well I'll make it so that nobody will want to associate with you ever.. Ever again!

Hello there my little sugar plum! I hope you've got a nice, big, fat, juicy... Tribute for me today!
You see as one of those darn Millennials, I have the power here unlike you... You're so old and out of touch, so if you don't want to be a cancelled boomer... You have to do as I say!
So long as you're useful to me, and keep paying me fat stacks (that I can spend on avocado toast!) everything will be fine, but if you don't?
Well I'll make it so that nobody will want to associate with you ever.. Ever again!