Hello there my little sugar plum! I hope you've got a nice, big, fat, juicy... Tribute for me today!
You see as one of those darn Millennials, I have the power here unlike you... You're so old and out of touch, so if you don't want to be a cancelled boomer... You have to do as I say!
So long as you're useful to me, and keep paying me fat stacks (that I can spend on avocado toast!) everything will be fine, but if you don't?
Well I'll make it so that nobody will want to associate with you ever.. Ever again!