You shouldn't be surprised I'm asking for money.

The email address you've been using to send me inappropriate pictures... well... it's linked to all your social media. So, I've found out your name, where you work, your facebook, your friends, your family... and where you live.

You wanted attention, so here it is...

So, I know what you earn, so what you can afford to part with in order for me to keep these pictures and your interests private.

It's going to take a lot for me to forget about the whole thing....