Hello darling!
Why don't you take a seat, we need to have a chat.
See I know you haven't been working away, I found out about all of those other people you've been seeing on the side and so we got together for coffee one day and came up with a plan for you.
We're going to continue sharing you, but it won't be your dream come true, we each have a different punishment for you, and different way of making you pay for taking us for granted!