You're a cis man wearing a poor quality dress and you want me to humiliate you for your fashion choices? Why would I do that, you're so good at that yourself already.
No the truly shameful thing is your gender, you're cis aren't you? I pity you for that, must be so embarrassing to be humanity's equivalent of the colour beige. You're boring, replicable, not special in any way shape or form.