Now that I've taken them off so my toes can get a little sun, it's going to be easier for you to get right in at them and get them all shiny and clean with your tongue!

I wasn't joking when I said the only boots you should be licking are mine, go on give them a good sniff!

Inhale that enchanting scent of sweat and shoe leather!
Now get cleaning, I want to be able to see my reflection in them when it's time to put them back on