What kind of rubbish familiar are you?
I had to go out hunting on my own last night, where were you?
Your one duty is to bring me delicious virgins on which I can dine, and yet you have brought me none.
I had to hunt on my own, do you know how hard it is to find virgins around here?
Since you couldn't perform your ONE DUTY, instead I will have you clean the boots I wore to go traipsing over fields looking for sweaty basement dwellers in. Put away the polish you will be cleaning them with your tongue.