I know you are a big fan of vintage underwear. Stockings, girdles, corsetry, they get you so hot don't they?
So I thought you'd be just the person to ask for advice about how good my lingerie looks before I go out on my date tonight. Your advice is so useful to me, if this gets you hot under the collar then it's sure to work for the object of my seduction... That won't be you, but if you're lucky I might bring you back a present!