I've got new slipper socks for Christmas.

And being such a cold winter, they keep my feet snuggling and warm. I tell you how I've been wearing these for days, I just don't want to take them off.

Ooh, my toes will be warm and smelly... that would be a treat. Instead of taking them out, I'm just going to taunt you.

I'm not letting you at my feet. I much prefer these slipper socks on there... so, you're effectively being cucked by a pair of socks... ha!