It's so funny that you thought you'd have a shot with me!
Just look at you! I wouldn't be seen alive with you!
I put so much effort into how I look, and I never have an off day, but you? Every day is an off day for you... I'm starting to think you don't ever have on days!
But don't worry, I still have plans for you... Go fetch a pair of gloves, if you don't have leather then you will have to use a pair of washing up gloves and I will humiliate you more!