You're such a good friend, I really appreciate your fashion advice you know exactly what suits me, how to make me look good for other people!
You know you're never going to get anywhere with me though don't you?
You're never getting out of the friendzone, you can still simp though!
You're into that though aren't you?
Into being completely and utterly humiliated for my amusement, come on then bestie, show me what you think I've been missing and I'll tell you how you measure up!