Beauty is pain or so they say, and well just look at the spikes on these!
It has been quite a while since I last got to wear them so they've got a little dusty... That's what you're here for though, to clean them up until they're good as new!
Of course you know that the best way to make shoes look dazzling is with a spit shine, so I want your tongue all over them, and if the spikes hurt? You'll just have to deal with it, otherwise I'll walk across your outstretched tongue!

Beauty is pain or so they say, and well just look at the spikes on these!
It has been quite a while since I last got to wear them so they've got a little dusty... That's what you're here for though, to clean them up until they're good as new!
Of course you know that the best way to make shoes look dazzling is with a spit shine, so I want your tongue all over them, and if the spikes hurt? You'll just have to deal with it, otherwise I'll walk across your outstretched tongue!