Amy Wynters is late in meeting me as she's been stuck in detention. Luckily, I have just the thing to cheer her up!

I've got myself a loser who is happy to pay me and will do anything I say, so, of course - I let Amy have a go.

She was in detention for shoving socks into another girls mouth and demonstrates this on him perfectly.

We also have him making many different noises and actions, cover him in our spit and finish him off with a big coat of strawberry syrup.

It's certainly been more fun than detention.