A little birdy told me you're failing at class and you need some help?
Well you've been so mean to me for being a nerd that I'm not going to waste my time on you...

I mean I could help you, but my help does not come cheap, you have a lot of making it up to me to do, and well time is money!

I really want some fancy art supplies, and those are expensive, you should fund that for me, go on fund my art... If you don't then I won't help you and you'll fail your exams and get thrown off the sportsball team, so the choice is yours!
Who's pathetic now huh?