It must really suck to be you!
I mean you get to look at me whenever you want, but you can never, ever touch me.
It must really suck knowing that I will slut around with anybody I want to, but I'll never want you!
You're stuck there, on the other side of a screen thinking you're having a good time, but really you're just a loser wanking off to someone calling you a loser... What level of sad loser is that?
No matter how much you want your face smooshed between my huge tits, it's never going to happen.