Hello again... What have we here today?
I bet you can't guess what's in this box can you?
It was a present from an admirer of mine... A little presumptuous of him I think, to send me a vibrator, and such a small one at that when we all know I am quite the size queen!
Still it is purple and purple is my favourite colour so he gets points for that I suppose, and I can think of a way to use it to make me happy, though I'm sure it's not the way he intended!
I think I will use this vibrator on you!

Hello again... What have we here today?
I bet you can't guess what's in this box can you?
It was a present from an admirer of mine... A little presumptuous of him I think, to send me a vibrator, and such a small one at that when we all know I am quite the size queen!
Still it is purple and purple is my favourite colour so he gets points for that I suppose, and I can think of a way to use it to make me happy, though I'm sure it's not the way he intended!
I think I will use this vibrator on you!