It's such a warm day today, are you getting enough fluids?

I know what you're like, I don't want you getting dehydrated, so I brought something along for you just in case...

There's a caveat though, if you fail to keep hydrated on your own, I have some water I can let you have, but you'll have to ear it, I'm going to make you lap it up from my salty, sweaty feet!