Do you think that is supposed to impress me?
Do you think that just because you're well endowed I won't mock and humiliate you?

The only advantage you have is giving me more space to attach pegs and other implements of terror!
Sure I'll need a bigger cage, but I can still keep you and your noodle in chastity.

Perhaps you'll learn that if you really want to impress me it's not going to be with... That...

A POV for cis men who think (incorrectly of course) their "manhood" is safe!