Good morning!
Do you know what day it is today?
Of course you do, you already read the tittle, but lets not focus on breaking the fourth wall and concentrate on breaking you instead!
I see you, ogling my pretty vintage lingerie, doesn't it make me look so classy?
Perhaps lingerie day should be when I break out my summer skimpies for the season ahead?
But you know who else should be wearing summer skimpies? You!