You see how small my waist is compared to my hips and my gigantic jugs? My bi ol' enby milkers?
Do you know how I did that?
Well it certainly wasn't any calorie controlled diet!
I love to eat, to gorge myself on delicious morsels, and we all know that spot reduction doesn't work anyway so how did I do it?
Well you see there is a secret, shhh!
Tell nobody... I used a little bit of magic you see.
You've probably seen me wear this corset before but you probably didn't realise just how magical it was!