You see how small my waist is compared to my hips and my gigantic jugs? My bi ol' enby milkers?
Do you know how I did that?
Well it certainly wasn't any calorie controlled diet!
I love to eat, to gorge myself on delicious morsels, and we all know that spot reduction doesn't work anyway so how did I do it?
Well you see there is a secret, shhh!
Tell nobody... I used a little bit of magic you see.
You've probably seen me wear this corset before but you probably didn't realise just how magical it was!

You see how small my waist is compared to my hips and my gigantic jugs? My bi ol' enby milkers?
Do you know how I did that?
Well it certainly wasn't any calorie controlled diet!
I love to eat, to gorge myself on delicious morsels, and we all know that spot reduction doesn't work anyway so how did I do it?
Well you see there is a secret, shhh!
Tell nobody... I used a little bit of magic you see.
You've probably seen me wear this corset before but you probably didn't realise just how magical it was!