You've been begging for my attention for so long, so I put you in my cage.
I want your hands where I can see them at all times!

Remember when you asked about my wedding ring? "Does your husband know you're on this site?"

Well yes, he does, and I'm going to introduce you.

Remember hands where I can see them!

You can only watch in frustration at the privileges he gets as my husband and you can only wish for!