Finally, I've been waiting ages for you!
I shouldn't have to do all of these boring IT jobs, that's what I have you for.

It's not that I can't do them, I can, I just can't be arsed... Coding bores me, you can do that for me.
What you expect something in return? I got you out of your little dark cupboard didn't I?

How about you do as I say, and I won't tell everybody what a little pervert you are?

You see I am actually quite good with computers, it didn't take me long to find out everything about you, and that was much more interesting that fixing broken li... Show more